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A month ago I was at work
she quit because of the bullying.

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They stopped treating me
as a human being.

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[job applicant rejection reports]

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I don't have a job now.
I don't have rent or a phone bill.

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Not even for student loan payments.

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I just want to disappear.

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Come to us.
No worries.

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They look so happy.

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That might work.

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She came.

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Interview Notification -
Thank you for your interest in our...

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[Smile Agency s.r.o.]

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My name is Kanako Nishino!
I worked in a small advertising agency.

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I have sales experience
administration, errands, cleaning,

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and organizing company parties...

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A moment.

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You know we're an assassination agency?
Can you even kill someone?

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Bullshit, bullshit in an otter cage.

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Wait, killers?
You mean like hitmen?

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But you are an agency...

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Oh yeah. Like a killing agency
for someone's benefit?

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You managed to track us down.
So you probably have talent.

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What?!

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Job search was
an absolute disaster.

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So I tried too
questionable website?!

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No, no, no, he drives the snail.

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I refuse. I'm leaving

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Mr. Leader, why?
do you run an assassin agency?

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I finally got out of
exploitative companies....

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This is even rougher and
moreover, an abnormal company.

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I'm sorry, but I refuse. Excuse me.

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So I would like to...

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The starting salary is 600,000 yen.
(CZK 100,000)

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Working hours are from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m
hours and free weekends.

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We pay overtime.

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What?

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We pay social insurance and
of course also pension.

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are you taking

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Wow, that's a top company.

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I take 
Definitely.

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The Happy Life of the Kanako Slayer
Episode 1

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This will be your entrance test.
Target shooting with this weapon.

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What?

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Wait, what?

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No, no, no, he drives the snail.

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I will never kill anyone.

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I missed you.
Kanako Nishino.

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Your father died of an illness
when you were eight years old

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The mother works in the local supermarket
in the fried food department.

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Do you even know this?

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You started after graduating from university
work in an advertising agency.

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But your boss bullied you enough.

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And so you quit after three years.

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Your target is your former boss.

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What?

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It's him!

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Did you really put up with it for three years?

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Apparently other people quit because of him too
depressed or even committed suicide.

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You just lost your job.

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Did you shoot him yet?

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Sorry!
I somehow missed it.

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I wasn't supposed to shoot yet. I'll fix it.
But I already shot him!

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So I'll shoot that one over there!

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That wasn't bad.
Good.

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- It's time for the welcome party.
- Welcome party?

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Throwing a welcome party after a murder?
No, no, no.

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Cheers!

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Boss? Boss! Toast!

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Moment.

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Cheers!

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Boss! Who would have thought that after the killing
tasty alcohol so good?!

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Flap steak.

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Wow...

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I feel so fresh today!

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Excuse me! I would like to order!

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Yes?

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I'll order another beer.

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Beer and premium highball, please!

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Rump steak.

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Boss!

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As a killer I will try!

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Rump steak is so good!

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Being a killer is awesome!

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Shut up a little.

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I will say this:
“I'm done, I can't be a murderer.

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[Termination]

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Yesterday I got carried away and
she shot her former boss but...

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I can't tell my mother
that I will be a killer.

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I say, "I'm done."

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Boss.

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[Autopsy Report]

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I'm really sorry, but...

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It was the first time
what did you kill someone

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Yes.

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Are you...

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genius.

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What?

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This is the first time I have been praised.

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Crossbow, crossbow, crossbow, bunny ears!

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I should not rejoice at such praise.
I killed someone!

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From such a distance
perfect headshot.

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What?!

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Really?

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This was no ordinary hit.

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What?!

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Where did you learn to shoot?

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Online games.

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Just that? Any other training?

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Night overtime and a heavy workload?

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- What about invisibility?
- Shouldn't I be doing that?

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I was afraid they would yell at me
so I learned not to stand out.

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Ms! So it was for something.

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So do I fit in?

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Goodbye.

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Your desk is here.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, kitty!

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Ms!

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How else.

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And here is your first task.
You take him down.

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What? He is just an ordinary young boy.

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Should we really kill him?

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Even if it's a job, it's still...

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He repeatedly rapes female students.
He has three victims this year alone.

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And his parents always post bail for him.

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Let's kill him!

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Wait, really?

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- Do you drink alcohol?
- A little.

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You walk past him and
you stab him with a syringe.

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His heart stops
as if he had just fallen asleep.

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Don't let anyone see you.

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Come on.

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Keep an eye on her.

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If the situation worsens,
you know what to do.

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What, at home?

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Why not.

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- What about your other measurements?
- My breasts are B.

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- We'll have to see for ourselves.
- What?

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do you have time tonight

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I have

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- Okay, see you tonight.
- Yeah.

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- So evening.
- So yeah.

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But that's stupid.

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It really is.

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Crossbow, crossbow, crossbow, bunny ears!

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Killing a boy with a life ahead of him...

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This cannot be justified.
And above all, I can't kill anyone.

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Impossible.

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- What about this one?
- Disgusting.

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Really nasty.

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What was her name?

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I have no idea. A gif?

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I would remember the gif.

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Should I call Gifu girl?

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Only scumbags judge
others by appearance.

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Call an ambulance!

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Good afternoon. I am right now
she finished the work. I'll see you tomorrow.

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Wow, it really went away. Bomb.

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Hello?

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Hello, mom.

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The package has arrived!

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They don't sell this here.

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How's it going, Kanako?
Are you busy?

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Hmm, as usual.

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- You sound pretty happy.
- Really?

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Mom...

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I changed jobs.

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Really?

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But you said you liked the job.

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Somehow it didn't work out.

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And today was my first day.
I had to go straight into the field.

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Into the field?
Because of what?

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Research for an agency.

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And did you do well?

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More or less yes.
It was quite a success.

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About 80 points out of 100.

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It's not bad.

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It's good that you made it.

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I could do well in this new job.

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I understand.
That's good.

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I will do my best.

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But don't overdo it.

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You always put too much pressure on yourself.

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I will be careful.

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I will kill you!

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I understand!

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Newbie, did you disappear yesterday?

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I went straight home.

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I apologize. But the boss said
that if I write to him then...

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If you're going to hang out,
you are dead

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I'm squealing with fear!

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Is that your supervisor?

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His name is Sakurai.

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He keeps saying he's going to kill you.

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She definitely hates you.

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do you mean She's pretty scary.

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I have no experience with
surprise night attack.

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Newbie.

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I will kill you.

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Who is it?

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What's going on?!

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But no!

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stop hanging around
or i will kill you

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Flak, flak, flakosaurus.

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As I thought.
I'm not made to kill.

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That's right.

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Someone as useless as me
he should live deep in the mountains...

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In silence, without disturbing others.

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That's right.

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I won't get in your way anymore.

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Did she die?

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You did well.

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how long have you been here

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All the time.

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"Stop delaying
or I'll kill you."

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Since then.

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I was just trying not to get in the way.

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And because there were so many people,

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so I told myself that if I stick to it
close, I won't get in the way.

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So from that moment I kept close.

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Did I upset him?

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Maybe I could handle them one at a time.

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I have to do it properly...

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I have to say something...

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I feel like I'm going to die otherwise...

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Sakurai...

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That was really amazing before.

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You kill so elegantly.

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Have you been a killer for a long time?

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No, no, it's not!

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I should change the subject...

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So, Sakurai…

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Who is your favorite female member?
group blackpink?

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Rose?

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Hey.

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Yes?!

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How were you before...

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Are they chasing us right now?

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Get rid of them.

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What?

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I'll show you how.

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You've already fired.

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Oh, sorry!
I'll make sure to aim right next time.

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My ex-boss always told me
that I should get things done in three seconds.

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Like seriously?

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I apologize.

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I accidentally made a hole in the back glass.

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♪ Under the spring sunshine ♪

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♪ Under the spring sunshine ♪
[Our Failure]

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♪ I let myself be consumed by your kindness. ♪

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♪ But I'm a coward, aren't I? ♪

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Good job on the night shift.

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Sakurai got mad at me...

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I apologize.

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That's just the way it is.
He actually thinks highly of you.

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What?! Seriously?

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I added something to the first payment.

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♪ From now on, take care of me, please ♪
♪ take good care ♪

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♪ I'm just like that, ♪
♪ so kindly forgive me. ♪

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♪ Always respect me, please. Because... ♪

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Thank you for waiting.

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Thank you very much...

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♪ ...with a guarantee. ♪